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Second Beginners Instrumental Workshops
Crewe, 7th Dec. 1997


Following hot on the heels of the success of the First Workshop day at Frodsham in September, Stuart & Russ Williams were quick off the mark with this second one, at The White Lion.

The previous workshop day had been quite a serious one with several workshops, some at advanced levels, which had introduced many newcomers to various bluegrass instruments. Unless one wants to take part in a workshop or pick in the lounge, these days appear (to me) to be of limited interest, so I was surprised to find that this second event was obviously meant to be a much lower key affair of greater general interest.


Stuart and Russel Williams

The workshops were: Bluegrass Sessions for Beginners, led by Stuart Williams (who commented there were a few too many playing); Frailing for First-timers, tutored by Jack Griffiths and Indoor Boomerangs (or How To Make That Banjo Picker Notice You!) by Gordon Shuttleworth. “So how does a boomerang fit into an instrumental workshop?” I hear you cry. Well, it all depends on how you define an instrument, you see - a boomerang is an instrument of death, don’t y’know!

Had Jack had taken on more than he expected with the Frailing workshop? I don’t know about ‘frailing’ - ‘flailing’ was a better term in some cases, but it was all worthwhile good fun. There were a lot of regular non-frailing pickers so it was completely alien to them, as it was to me 30 years ago! I was clever - I gave up.

The Indoor Boomerangs session was most interesting. Gordon showed how easy it was to throw a boomerang and, using some three-bladed ones, he had people throwing them in very tight circles and even catching them on the way back. Immediate practical applications that spring to mind include modifications to do the dusting, snipping off dead flower heads, and painting & decorating.

Stuart had organised (?) a Bluegrass Quiz which was really a Bluegrass-related Fun Quiz.. There were rules, but only Stuart seemed to know what they were and he wasn’t telling! Some questions were almost on the nail, such as “Who wrote Foggy Mountain Breakdown?”. The three choices were “Earl Scruggs, Earl Slugs or Earl Scruggs”. But how we were supposed to cope with “What Year was Johnny Plank born - was it 1949, 1950, 1951 or 1952?”? This was pure guesswork, but all in good fun. Better yet we were expected to know the name of a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig which the landlord once owned - a real ‘in’ question if ever there was one. There were trick questions too, like “Name the best bluegrass band in Britain - only I know the answer!”. There were no choices given and yes - only he knew the answer! If anyone got it right it was a fix. Many of the questions were aimed at boosting the image of the Landlord - I hope his head didn’t burst! The quiz was a laugh a minute and great fun, but if you’re thinking of doing one yourself you’re wasting your time - you couldn’t think of questions daft enough. Lynn Crowley was the winner with 30 points out of 32 - if I’d won I’m not sure I’d want my name publishing!

The quiz was followed by a session in the conservatory. The ‘bay window’ end is great for that, but the long, narrow room isn’t suitable in general. So later in the evening a party split off for a session in the completely empty lounge. One of the quiz questions involved writing new verses to Bile Them Cabbages Down, and all of them (some of which were quite dubious!) were sung in this session. It’s a crazy world!

Derek Brandon, Chester


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